Florida

7 posts

Because Florida sits on a Hellmouth…<br>The Mantis Shrimp

Florida rides a double-edged sword. On one side people proclaim it’s a great place to vacation. On the other side are the people who live there who are completely aware of the fact that it’s just wet sand covering a giant Hellmouth. Serious

Alien / Animals / Florida

Chicken Found with Photo Sticking Out of its Chest

Katha Sheehan, the owner of a Florida chicken rescue, was brought a chicken that had a corner of something portruding from its chest that was obviously not a feather. Peeking out of, and embedded into, the chicken’s chest and packed behind

Animal / Black Magic / Cult

Giant Snails Invade Florida!

It wasn’t too long ago that North America’s Hellmouth of a state was calling for people to go out into the wild and bag/kill as many giant pythons as they possibly could. Now that that’s yesterday’s Nature versus Humankind battle is over, e

Africa / Animal Attack / Animals

Fresh Giant Eyeball Found on Beach Still Bleeding!

[ UPDATE: Giant Eye Mystery Solved! ] Florida always seems like it’s sitting on some kind of undiscovered Hell-Mouth. Between Bath-Salt Zombies, giant snakes slithering through your lawn, Night Creepers and lizards eating humans there’s jus

Animal / Florida / Night Creeper

Rare Disorder Causes Girl to Feel No Pain!

Imagine not being able to feel pain. Sounds great, right? Games of ‘Slug Bug’ or ‘Butt Ball’ would be much easier to handle, right? Stubbing your toe wouldn’t suck as much. Banging your head would never be an issue again. You’d feel like a

Disease / Florida / Mutations

Teens, Guided by Teacher, Cut Themselves to Release Demons.

Because Florida isn’t already weird enough now that they’ve added bath salt-created, face-eating zombies to the list, a literacy teacher at Lealman and Asian Neighborhood Family Center in St. Petersburg has been jailed for performing what a

demon / Exorcism / Florida

Florida Man Finds Live Rocket, Carries It To Police Station

A man driving around Lake City discovered a military rocket on the side of the road and decided to bring it in to the local police station. “Officers determined it was indeed a live, high-explosive military device. Explosives experts from A

Florida