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Podcast: Help! A Goblin Slept With My Wife!
Andrew is back. Brian is gone. And the one and only Veronica Belmont joins us. Goblins overrrun a Zimbabwe clinic, we take Veronica on quite a tour of our continuing goblin epidemic. We contemplate if a woman would have a neanderthal baby....
Son Takes Dad Home – From the Cemetery!
Clarence Bright passed away at 93 years of age and his corpse was being prepped for burial in his final resting place. Key word in that last sentence? ‘Was’. Just hours before being buried, the body of Clarence Bright went missing. After...
Chimp Gets Cable – Prefers Sexier Premium Channels
While we all wait for the scenes in Planet of the Apes to play out in real-life, a female chimp named Gina will give us all a glimmer of hope that at least a small percentage of our future primate overlords will need us for a little...
18 Severed Heads Discovered at O’ Hare International Airport!
Ever leave the house knowing you forgot…something? We’re wondering what it was like when the guy who was supposed to file paperwork for 18 human heads for medical study realized that he’d forgotten to file paperwork for 18 human heads for...
Disturbing Robot ‘Baby’ Makes Ultra-Realistic Faces – Smiles at the End of Mankind
In our article about the other new toddler robot called Roboy we mentioned Diego-san. Here’s your first look into the robotic wagon-train that’s leaving Uncanny Valley slowly but surely. When John Connor shows up and SkyNet goes live it...
Company Creates Robotic Toddler to Help Us Like Our Future Overlords
Across the globe from the uncanny valley that is Diego-san’s facial expressions, the University of Zurich’s Artificial Intelligence Laboratory making another weird foray into the creation of a robot toddler. Roboy is being developing with...
Podcast: Unlimited Snake Murder
Tom Merritt is our substitute Mayne this week. A Brazilian prison is part of an elaborate escape plan with an unlikely partner in crime. A police department in Florida is ensconsed in a cloud of technological suffication to the detrimite...
Giant Squid Caught on Camera in the Wild For the First Time!
Giant squids are legendary. They’ve taken on Moby Dick, Captain Nemo’s Nautilus and even a bunch of Goonies. While giant squids have been captured in the past and alleged parts of them have surfaced here and there…seeing one in the wild...
Sacrificed Animals Wash Up at Luxury Resort in South Beach
We’ve all heard the expression ‘something old is new again’. Well that, and the fact that Florida was apparently created on top of an ancient Hell Mouth of some sort, brings this creepy discovery coming out of Miami. Residents of a...
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We told you to check this film out in theaters. We pleaded on the Weird Things podcast, we begged you on Twitter. We even asked you all to take the Dredd Pledge. Some of you did. For those of you who didn’t, or those of you who love, love...
Podcast: Fuzzy Wonder Goat
ANDREW returns! We finally get our update on The Snuggery! Will our intrepid reporter unleash a b-dog on this poor woman? Mayne tells us of a hilarious run-in with a legendary magician. The boys peruse a vintage catalogue of hazing...
Dolphins Decide Humans Are Alright – Share Their Food!
Christmas has come and gone. Statuses everywhere are lit up with the swag given by friends and family. Someone’s aunt got them this. Someone’s brother got them that. Big flippin’ deal. Why? Because a group of scientists have been given...
Possible New Spider Makes DIY Decoy Version of Itself!
Spiders are a little creepy to most people, right? Well that other percent that didn’t think they were creepy? You can come join the rest of us now. You’re walking through the woods and notice an interesting looking spider in the middle of...
Real Cloak of Invisibility? Company Develops Stealth Material!
Harry Potter had one. Frodo Baggins had one. Even Max from Disney Channel’s Wizards of Waverly Place had one. In fact, just about every single geek on the planet at some point in their life has probably hypothesized about how cool it would...
Several Blackfoot, Idaho Residents Report UFOs!
People in Blackfoot, Idaho are reporting something weird in their skies. Local Tara Pagan, who stated that her whole family is comprised of skeptics, witnessed a strange group of orange balls of light in the sky that kept changing...
Store Opens – Caters to Surviving the Apocalypse!
Everyone say thank you to those crazy Mayans. Not only did they give us reason to create some truly spectacular parties where hangovers and regret would never even have a chance to hit us but those forward-thinking ancient-folk are also...
Possessed by Demons? Exorcism is Now Just a Phone Call Away!
Who ya gonna call when someone you know or love or even yourself is suffering from demonic possession? Answer? Not the Ghostbusters. No. You’re going to call the Catholic Church. Not because the Ghostbusters are a fictional group of...
House Call [The Walking Dissection]
One young lady gets skeeved on, another gets a mouth full of metal without the pain of braces. One brother has his past failures haunt him, another just gets haunted by his brother. We introduce a new black character just as another one...
Disturbingly Life-Like Edible Chocolate Baby Heads!
A while back we posted an article about a bakery that looked like a franchise from a Saw film where the creative pastry chef decided to create realistic-looking human body parts from, of all things, bread. Not to be outdone by some pastry...